Some quick mid-week news heard from the floor....
So, based on some loose talk near the pantry, I overheard that the "auctions" will be held THIS Friday...!!!!!!
And each team will have an icon player decided by lucky draw. Smells like another one of Modi's conspiracies. I bet the auctions and icon player selection are already decided in 2G camp! In fact I won’t be surprised if Modi ends up with Heyram in his side.
Solly Bhai (aka Craydit), chose a new name for himself, that goes with his style. He was excited that some virtual money will be given to the owners, so that he can save up and buy an LED tv. Solly Bhai - where did the money you saved last time land up? Definitely not for buying any bowlers or batsmen.
Gladrags was excited I hear to be given the choice of being an owner. As with his management style, Gladrags is already started rehearsing his motivational speech. He was also seen shopping online a new jacket he will wear on match days. Gladrags, a piece of advice. Focus on auctions and team selection rather than which jacket will you wear in which match.
Basanti was overheard saying he will apply text mining to this blog to predict who has the most chances of winning. What a LOSER!
Psychat has been suspiciously following this blog to understand who his rivals could be. This way
he can start tearing apart their sanity even before a single bowl is bowled.
Still Ready, has refused to take part in games which are only meant for old people. Still Ready - you still don't know and have no idea.
Vindaloos is braving the responsibilities of an owner and star player all over again. Vindaloos, isn't very excited these days...Most of the time I see him on the floor he gives an impression of a guy troubled by something serious....is it the reviews, who knows!
Still Ready, has refused to take part in games which are only meant for old people. Still Ready - you still don't know and have no idea.
Vindaloos is braving the responsibilities of an owner and star player all over again. Vindaloos, isn't very excited these days...Most of the time I see him on the floor he gives an impression of a guy troubled by something serious....is it the reviews, who knows!
Rest, the action is building up. OK, one last breaking news….heard Einstein is also joining as the owner of a team! Woo hoo, now we will be all using nano data in a kaddu environment to analyze how fast Heyram can hit the ball. That’s it from now…till next time.
Oh BTW, STOP trying to guess who I am...it's not something you'll know or ever find out. Don't bother.
Just ENJOY the blog.
Somebody please inform Craydit (ooopppsss I mean Solly Bhai) that changing names won't help his side. He needs cricketing brain to select a team which he hasn't. My condolences to the guys who will be in his team.
ReplyDeleteAnd BTW even Vivek Oberoi changed his name.
Hope that should settle the matter
Solly Bhai is wondering that does he need to pay taxes on virtual money earned thru ACL...jokes apart guys.. ya auction is on this Friday and after that we expect that more spicy news will follow :-)
ReplyDelete@Gladrags- going by your standard, here is a link where you can buy stuff that suits your personality.
ReplyDeletehttp://most-expensive.net/clothing-men
Going by the high standard you have set during the last guhantara offsite, you might also consider checking the "clothing-women" section too....:):)
Three posts in and i already hate this blog.
DeleteGladrags out!
ha ha ha....ROFL!!!!!!!!
DeleteGoing by the owners list (no need to even look at the teams), it is obvious Solly Bhai, Gladrags and Basanti doesn't even stand a chance. The probable finalists are Psychat and Vindaloos with some close fight from Still Ready.
ReplyDeletePsychat as usual will have Lalit Modi, Heyram and Anti-Jonti in his team.
Although I will be VERY surprised if Still Ready makes it to the finals. But guys in his team, give a good fight otherwise you have NO IDEA what you can get into.
you are clueless...still ready has already won the tournament...it was all decided..
Deletesurprised? see i told you that you have no idea and you are clueless.
Here goes some analogies -
ReplyDelete1. Solly Bhai - Bangladesh
2. Gladrags - England
3. Basanti - West Indies
4. Psychat - India
5. Still Ready - Pakistan
6. Vindaloos - Australia
Watch out for the India-Pakistan match. In all probability, some raw nerves and sledging will come into play. :-)
you have NO IDEA...still ready is not from Pakistan..Pakistan is from still ready...you are screwed for this mistake
DeleteRumor on the floors r tht Modi nd Psychat rigged the bidding fr the icon players nd rest of the other teams are demanding reauction fr the same and as the name of the Psycat starts with the key words PSY he has promised that if this time his team will win he will do a Gangnam Style dance in the field including some of his signature steps, which will become viral over the internet and break all records.
ReplyDeletePPL pls carry ur heavy gadgets this tm during the match to catch the celestial event called as
Delete" Psycat's ganganam Style"
@gladrags - we are organizing a fashion show outside the boundry so that you have something to do while all the lesser mortals are playing. Hope your ramp walk does not distract the batsman. And please wear an anti glare suit(you shine too much)
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell..comments are not getting published???
ReplyDeletei feel who so ever is maintaining this bolg doesnt have any time or may be his annual review scores are screwed up, thats the reason he is not approving the comments to get published. He is just killing the anxiety of this ACL. Please someone bring back the golden era of 2009-10 ACL.
what era you are talking about??? Do you have any IDEA. Supernova is playing all dirty tricks to retain their old team. I heard Psychat saying..."yes I have done it". Whats going on???? Blogger please share the inside story ASAP.
ReplyDeleteRaj's team seems to be the strongest...supernova would be flying out like the "supernova" very early in the tournament it seems....and i guess nobody told MRP that the money he got to bid is not real..he tried everything to save the 2000 bucks and would be left with something by the end of the bidding...
ReplyDeletelucky Einstein :) Must have done some "TODU" analysis before builing this team :)
Deleteyea I know, he left some crawlers on the facebook pages of the players...he picked up the players with the maximum data, its the age of big data you see
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