Friday 15 March 2013

Who Am I?..Who cares ?

WOW!

Man, didn’t we touch some raw nerves there!

Friends, I am equally frustrated and fuming inside, but I’d rather not trudge into obscenity and encourage you not to do the same. Yes we have point to make and Yes we will make it, but in the right way!
Does anyone disagree ?

Glad that at least some of us have taken out  time and intent  to connect. Lets have the thoughts flowing freely….the advantage of a forum like this is it really brings the real you out….like we  saw a poet budding in 2009. For new comers see the comments here : Supernovae
C’mmon Psycat, where that glory that reverence now ?

I'll follow the previous blogger and say - Who Am I..Who cares ?


BTW…did you see the mailer from Shikari Shambhu. SO, its out in the open now!!!!… Question is  - will people warm up to it ?

As I said in my previous post..Modi & Team carefully planted some teaser events in a desperate attempt to create excitement. Question is  - will that be enough ?

My hunch in these early days  - Modi will definitely try and push Psycat and Craydit to retain their old teams. While Psycat carries the label of two time winners, Craydit is yet to taste a win in the history of the tournament. And the irony is that both have to give in tamely to Modi’s dictat. Vindaloo & Dushman are still around.We’d surely see some new names in the block.

One of you wanted to know about the characters…well some characters they had in the tamasha , who have now grown older..alas not yet wiser…its like reintroducing characters for a reunion movie –  

·         Heyram : Who was once an icon player and now is Modi’s trusted outbound problem solver
·         Kaalizabaan : Once a veracious sledger (that’s how he got his name)…has taken a distance form playing the game
·         Stylebhai : Once a style icon both on and off the field, now lost in oblivion
·         Betaal : Never had it then nor does he have it now
·         Anti-Jonty : Someone who never missed dropping a catch…may be he is the one who is consistent
·         Vindaloo : So called Mr Cricket …. caught up with age!
·         Frustoo Madrasi : Well no longer a Madrasi…not sure about the frustoo part
·         Boraag : Once an icon player….buried in his own weight today
·         Lalit Modi : Of course I said a lot about him in the last post and more to come

Check with any old timer…you’d know who we are taking about here…

Curious who they tag as icons this time…. don't be surprised if you see Big Shiva in action!

Enjoy the weekend friends...and stay out of cricket!!

11 comments:

  1. Ha Ha, loved the poem. Never knew this side of Saikat :). The ames are cool. Best of the lot - Big Shiva.Too good!

    Carry on blogger!

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  2. Well,it just surprises me to see that someone who hates cricket has so much to write about something he/she wasnt even part of.Sour grapes.DAMN!!!!! In the meantime I wonder who is this loser to have an email id *******@live.com.

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  3. I am looking for more spicy stuff here...

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  4. When is the next post coming ??????

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  5. I really dont care who you are as long as you give us the dose of entertainment.. (BTW I have a fair idea on who you are dude :) )...

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  6. Dear Blogger,

    A couple of unnecessary academic points:

    - Your translation is horrible. What does the Big do with Shiva, unless you are suggesting that "Shiva" has put on a few extra ounces here and there. In which case I congratulate you on being a noteworthy example of "Demonstrate Courage". Someone has said - there is a thin line between demonstrating courage and demonstrating foolishness (just kidding). ;)

    - Your humor is like cutting Cheese with a sledgehammer (gore fan, are we?). Although, the intention of doing a really finished job is admirable (like Kristen Stewart doing a finished job of going to be and being a vampire by being a zombie throughout the series - Twilight), me thinks that in the humor finesse department - "needs improvement". Borrowing phrases is such a big departure from the old bloggers!!

    With that, Cheers and hope it improves!!

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  7. Ufff... Had heard a lot about being "Targetized". First time had the luck to see that. No more comments. Over and Out.

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  8. Mudit, after going through your comment, I have got a nice name for you.
    MRP is not Mudit Ranjan Pati but MAXIMIZING REALTIONSHIPS for PROFIT.
    Oh no!!! Am I also getting Targetized?;)

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    1. Ha ha! Nice one, whoever (although I do not see a lot of connection)! ;)

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  9. Whatever happened to humor. good lord. bring back 2009-2010

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  10. !!!!NEWS FLASH - BORAG ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT FROM THE GAME !!!

    In a very private press conference held by borag, he anounced his retirement. Speculation were rife before the ACL tournament,regarding an impending retirement.The press statement is given below
    "As you know I have retired from all forms of the game after a glorious career, so I won’t be lending my services on the field this time around. But on persistent pleading I have agreed to be a mentor cum chief strategist where I’ll share my experience with the chaps "

    The team mangement welcomed the move and are going to be celebrating over the weekend. The reactions from team management from the sources “ He was THE ****STAR**** PLAYER that WE never NEEDED”

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